Drunk and Hot Boys (parody of Kanye West's "Drunk and Hot Girls")

(Click here to listen to Kanye's song while you read)

We go through too much bullsh!t

Just to mess with these Drunk and Hot Boys

Stop posting with your homies and come dance with me

Stop whispering in my left ear, this is all you'll see

Stop stepping in my toes cause these shoes are not free

You drunk and hot boy

I don't wanna drop your friends off, I just want you

You drunk and hot boy

I wanna sit down, so that's just what we'll do

You drunk and hot boy

Please don't say you lost your card, that would be bad

Please don't say this ain't your car, 5-0 won't like that

Oh now you need twenty, how'd I know you say that

You drunk and hot boy

Don't tell me you rhyme, you about to get signed

You drunk and hot boy

"nah mean, nah sayin, blah, blah blah"- What did I find?

You drunk and hot boy

You only live once, do what ever you like

Best believe when I say this is only one night

Now to get sober and move on with my life

That Drunk and Hot Boy!

We go through too much bullsh!t

Just to mess with these Drunk and Hot Boys